"I was only telling the truth lass, jeesus, how can an island the size of 2 footy pitches hold 70 million people eh? oh yeh you don't actually have to worry about it do ya love, when you trot off to your second home in the country, forgot about that!"
Just saw this story over on the BBC site check it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7690324.stm
And here's an extract from the piece
"Then, shortly after he began to speak, a woman rose from the audience and threw a pie, believed to be made of Bourbon Creams biscuits and vegan cream, into his face at close range."
Couldn't write it could ya!! fuckin vegan cream eh, I aint being funny but if your up for constructing a pie to sling into a mans face you'd hardly spend the extra £1 on vegan cream! I meen what was she saying as it's flying through the air "It's ok sir, it's ok the pie IS vegan, incase you have any allergies or choose not to eat animal products" how crazy are humans now getting when they are making animal friendly/allergy friendly pies to sling at folk, liberalism gone mad, you wouldn't get that down the circus, fuck that. But thats middle class do gooder students for ya, who have 0% knowledge of the real world. I'd like to see you construct a bleedin vegan pie to sling at someone if you have just done a days graft love, you wouldn't get the time, she's sat there all day in her shitty bohemian clothing, watching deal or no deal making a pie to sling at someone, who she has no idea, of who he even is, it will have been one of her lousy mates egging her on!! no pun intended. (and I suppose before it kicks off in the comments, yeh I inconveniently do follow a vegan diet to the best of my skills, although after a day down the pit followed by 18 pints of smooth at the dog track, I have been known to devour crisps that may contain traces of milk or sausage, but the point is, when making food stuffs purely for ammunition, why spend the extra quid on vegan cream? do one).