Fathead mentioned this to me today while we were out dropping inverts.. interesting and funny, if not abit shocking!
Punched em' right in the fuckin' ear ole'
Wi art' swearing it's "shit er' bust"
yer wind people up don't yer, an am good at winding people up, ask any of these screws
It's sharks, it's not shark infested but the locals won't ger paddling, yer, a' swum it, a' no a' bout sharks, am 6 foot 3 and 16 stone 200 weight, am swimming, see these pumps were hanging round' me neck when a done it, yer gorra know ow' job works sharks el' ava look at me and a' no ow to do em, yer just punch em right in the fuckin' ear ole'
why de' the say women and children first when boats sinking? coz the' not built ter survive
yer need yer fuckin' hands thats why yuv gorem
a' want yer to send yer kids to me, and al' look after em
a' man as the right to get drunk, but not disorderly