7 Jul 2008

OOOH Political..

Yeh, you know me I don't mind getting political, infact I enjoy politics, not that I'd be a Politician or owt, because there's probably no party that'd have me, mainly I suppose because If I had a say on how this country is run (Britain), we'd all be taken back to the 1800's, horse and carts would be back, bitter would be a staple part of a child's diet and I'd probably bring back thing's like flogging in the streets for apple theft and treason, and trying to drown lasses who maybe witches! But I'd have to have a think about the latter though with the science of buoyancy moving forward so much in the last 300 years.
Anyhow, to the point, your mate Gordon Brown today told us not to chuck away so much food, because it's bad for the environment and our wallets etc.
Hang on a min, we are on our arses right now teetering on the edge of a recession, kids are stabbing each other to death on a daily basis, gangs of ferel youths run the streets, the police are under pressure with too much office work, we can't afford to drive to work and generally life's just got a tad harder for the Brits right now, and what does Gordon say "make sure you eat all your dinner eh!". You couldn't fuckin' write it.