2 Jan 2008

How To: Muggings

We have all experienced the old muggers aint we? The ancient craft of removing a persons possessions with reasonable force! It's as old as the sex trade, and no one handles these craftsmen as well as Charles Bronson, here's a few clips teaching you the best tactics to get away with your life and your wallet.

In this clip we see Charles, with no thought for his own safety lash out at the muggers using x4 bullets to apprehend the villains and leave them be for a steadfast member of the public to embark upon a citizens arrest, Charles is seen calmly walking into the distance, with piece of mind that the jobs done and scum is off the streets.

Whilst this clip shows a couple of scamps trying to "Hot Wire, or TWOC " Mr Bronsons motor vehicle. With Charles' quick eye for crime he once again quickly apprehends the criminals with more use of his hand gun by emitting another x2 bullets deep into their chest cavity's. Charles exit's the scene with a brisk walk leaving the ghetto styled gents to be arrested by either a passing patrol car or members of the general public.

This clip is fascinating, Charles unfortunately stumbles across an old Sir who just happens to have dispatched his wife, in a frantic last push to also eliminate the life of Charles (the now only witness to his crime) he's seen here pulling the trigger with no ammunition in his "piece". Charles being Charles is carrying a "Rocket Launcher" clearly for recreational use only I might ad! Charles puts Grandad to sleep with x1 "Rocket" expelled from the Launcher. This could be seen as slightly excessive but giving the time frame Charles had to play with here he may have struggled to reach his handgun (concealed in his sock) in sufficient time.