3 Dec 2007
Battle of Hastings
Gerim' down.. This weekend was sick. 4down xmas do down in Hastings which is famous for Pete Doherty type people, leather jackets, tight strides with orthopedic shoes and suverner's gerin chinned. The video went down a treat and the 4down free bar got rinsed fast which was mint. Attila's own Scotty Ditchburn got banged up for the night after chinning some cunt, then slipping over only for a few steadfast members of the public to embark upon a citizens arrest. Scott did good though, a bed for the night, all the tea he could drink and a full cooked in the morning! I even ended up getting stuck in with some nuttjob at one point which was fun, I was abit pissed to be fair, I just remember some dude giving me a push beckoning me into fisticuffs on the dancefloor, next thing I know it was "grab and jab", scruff of the kneck followed up with a succession of close range jabs, fuck knows if any made precise contact because the next thing I knew we were both falling to the ground, him on top of me under a table and that's where I sank my teeth into his elbow, I felt like a Jack Russel pup down a rabbit hole! Especially when everyone lifted this kid up and I was still attached to him haha!! Anyway, we made mates after like a genuine school yard brawl, quick pat on the back, and back to business. Too many good heads were in attendance man, all the Bournemouth lads, Londoners, Beddows, Nicki Croft, Scousers were in effect along with some fella's from Chester, who incidentally I managed to get a lift back up north with which was textbook van life!!! Shit I forgot to mention, and you Leeds lot will love this... The pub laid on a nice buffet, and amongst the snacks were yorkshire puddings with get this..... PASTA in the middle!! haha, pasta what the fuck, I couldn't stop laughing at that, needless to say I gave that a miss! Thanks to everyone who took care of me, including Coxy, Mozza and The Source.